Baraquisha Nobeliquah
By House of Coma | October 10, 2009
Ai folks, Barack Hussein Obama (the Second) has now officially been
awarded that most shiny of Swedish medals, the Nobel Medallion.
Naturally, Metamoderne can not let that event go uncelebrated. After all,
hasn’t Barack Hussein already done SO MUCH for world peace ? Was he
not the swiftest in closing Guantanamo, opening negotiations with Iran,
and proposing a final settlement for the Palestinian quagmire ? Yes, folks,
much he has done so far and we certainly believe this prize is worth its
weight in unfulfilled promises. President Fuck all say you ? Now, now,
don’t be unfair. After all, hasn’t the man mesmerized all of us with his
dazzling rhetorical prowess ? Let us listen :
Yes, isn’t that quite something ? One acceptance speech that certainly did
go unnoticed, however, was at the core of Hussein’s campaign. Praise the
dark Lord, for the Half-Blood Prince is not the one you thought.
And so because he is one of us, we shall refrain from any expression of
bitterness [even though, when it comes to “extraordinary efforts to
strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples”,
really, we think Catherine Tate was perhaps a superior contender…]
So off with that sulky face bitch, and let us rejoice instead at the thought
of how many Obamaniquahs are now going to grace the streets of Harlem,
tightly clad in their leopard unitard, nonchalantly nibbling away at their
fried poultry pieces.
Only one reservation though. We at Metamoderne believe strongly in world
peace but we also fear that Barack’s approach, with its overemphasis on
bipartisan consensus, may not be quite right. In fact, to put it in a
somehow less diplomatic fashion, and to address directly our presidential
awardee : ” Perhaps, yo ain’t black enough about it, Papi.”
May the final word rest with two Sistas who know how to take negotiations
to a happy conclusion.
PS : A special big up and much love to Thomas at GetConfused who
designed this beelog’s lay-out and helps us to keep it so prettylicious.
Thank you Tom Tom !
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March 25th, 2010 at 6:23 am
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